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I photograph a lot of street art.
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Mom: “We had tornadoes last night.”
Me: “That’s not a drink, is it.”
My preteen cousin’s Facebook status:
“I was stalked by a squirrel, lol no joke!”
I’ve been missing two things since college: my virginity and my physical diploma.
I told Mom she better find one of those or I’m not coming home for Memorial Day weekend.
I was just lured home for Memorial Day weekend by the promise of Mom’s famous spicy bloody mary with blue cheese-stuffed olives.
I love national holidays.
Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who got pregnant with me in high school and actually said, “I’m so glad I kept you.” We share a sick and sometimes questionable sense of humor.
Having a mom so close in age has always been amazing. I never had to rebel (she always knew what I was up to) and I’ve always been able to be completely honest, knowing that she would never judge. She continues to be a confidante to many of my friends.
This is us in 2009 at Monterey Bay. We spent the week in San Francisco, Napa and Pebble Beach. Earlier that week, in our San Francisco hotel room, I shared something extremely personal about my life. We cried, she hugged me then said, “We’re gonna need a few of those famous Irish coffees. Let’s go drink three now.” That’s just the kind of gal she is.
That week with her in California is one of my absolute favorite memories.
Bedsheets, Peeps, Cadbury Creme Eggs, Reese’s eggs, makeup, body butter and… raisin bran.
Mom knows me too well.
I haven’t been home for one week (dogsitting).
Mom asked why I haven’t thanked her for my Easter care package.
Oops. If she packed a bunny, it’s probably dead.
A family member was recently promoted at Procter & Gamble:
“As you know, I had to pull some strings at Tampax.”
Love that Mom is still emailing me cat videos, even though I’m in the same house as her.
Even Whole Foods is punny! This is the gift card.
Mom said, “I believe you should be able to use the gift card at the wine store too, eh?”