Graffiti & street art enthusiast. Works in startup.
Hearts Brooklyn hard.
I photograph a lot of street art.
Mom: “We had tornadoes last night.”
Me: “That’s not a drink, is it.”
My preteen cousin’s Facebook status:
“I was stalked by a squirrel, lol no joke!”
I’ve been missing two things since college: my virginity and my physical diploma.
I told Mom she better find one of those or I’m not coming home for Memorial Day weekend.
Bedsheets, Peeps, Cadbury Creme Eggs, Reese’s eggs, makeup, body butter and… raisin bran.
Mom knows me too well.
I haven’t been home for one week (dogsitting).
Mom asked why I haven’t thanked her for my Easter care package.
Oops. If she packed a bunny, it’s probably dead.
A family member was recently promoted at Procter & Gamble:
"As you know, I had to pull some strings at Tampax."